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To find out times for the next three station stops of the Pain Train, press 1.

For a list of stations serviced by the Pain Train, press 2.

To leave a message for the conductor of the Pain Train, press 3.

To purchase tickets on the Pain Train, pull some more of your stupid-ass shit.

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We will, it's a huge conspiracy. The 'don't let Wrath overdo it' conspiracy.

That's just mean. I thought we were cool, man.

Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.

[And because the universe loves her irony, there's no answer after this.]

We just had a staff meeting and I heard the news. Are you okay? I'm going to head to the hospital as soon as I can.

[Nope, no answer.]

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