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i think if the house gets nuked I'll prolly be dead causer I'm slow so then it won't be my problem? though I survived the line so maybe I would make it idk you're kinda getting apocalyptic there I'm getting kind of concerned are you OK?

never I'm not gonna let you neat me!

how is that even possible how could I be the only one that's noticed I've been like staring at your ass like a fucking creeper since we got to be friends I've been waiting for you to tell me to knock it the fuck off honestly because it's like you have shoulders right and they're really awesome and you have a very nice back that I would actually like to draw some time btw you could totally make bank as a live model but right so the back muscles are just like oh look at all these nice definition lines pointing down right at the butt oh yeah it's the jackpot you could bounce a 50 cal shell off that shit

SERIOUSLY HOW HAS NO ONE TOLD YOU THIS THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR FRIENDS

(or wait did this make me the weirdo oh shit)

no covvies show up and start shooting someone will grab you and run but it wont matter if theres no place to go because shit will be vaporized above ground if the planet is still fucking intact anyways its not apocalyptic its how it happens and if you can get off the.groujd and not get shot down then maybe you live so its either try to pray a fucking underground bunker wont get scorched through or hope that you can fucking fly off under radar but nothing good comes from space yeah?

thats why we need money in case shit happens at the house or in case we need to buy our way off topside because the army may be tough i cant see those kids lasting too long versus that shit

ive spent nearly ten years on a ship around the same goddamn people or in armor like i think there was a list ranking everyone once but i sure as hell wasnt high on it and like this is normal if youre running around all the time???? power armor is assist but its still heavy as shit

buy a way off the planet how it's like literally impossible we don't have space ships and the orbitals are full of space junk if I remember cause everything got blown up or something therefore you don't need to worry about that, come home and hang out with me and jellybean and hell you've been working so hard I'll even throw in a foot rub I'm actually super good at those but you have to wash your feet first cause I know what feet smell like after being in combat boots all day and nope

oh i remember York telling me about that he said his butt was ranked higher than yours and sent me a picture of his but tbh i like your butt better cause you got the muscle thing going so i think the list might be a little suspect

so pretty much they start shooting were fucked thats what im hearing like fucking dead game over fuck that fuck being out here then fuck it yeah im coming home

eh york isnt bad not the best though

still good for the ego though youre seriously going to make me vain

yeah basically sorry we're all gonna die if thingies show up so yeah come home when you get here get your feet washed and then bring em to my room i'm just working on some sketches

oh and jellybean says on the way home you should get us yakisoba and some of that canned food she really likes <3

well if your who gets too big just remember you're still a dumb boy ;) but lucky for you I like dumb boys!

id prefer to not die if at all possible just saying shower first just got off base was going to just go straight to the other place feel kind of gross

am i picking up for the entire household or just you two

if i wasnt dumb i dont think i could do half of what i do and not have lost my mind already so i think thats not as much of an insult as it should be

ok shower first i mean the feet not being stinky is the most important part but yeah it'd be nice if the rest of you wasn't stinky too

eh pick up enough for everyone and if there's extra me and jellybean will share the leftovers tomorrow

well see now you know why i like dumb boys <3

been a long day lot more new faces around lot more shits that have to get a little rank and file beat into em

ill hit a few places up get some variety what type of protein do you want

might get you into trouble one day

keeps ya busy hopefully there's some good ones to fill out the platoons more you guys are still missing envy and sloth

aw you're the best maine um how about something beefy i probably need to have more iron in my diet anyway and the protein would be really good for you and orion

promise? ;)

well see if theres anything worth it in all this shit some of these kids are fucking awful

noted

fucking

could make a comment about the kid and protein there fuck why did you have to fucking put that idea in my head before i cant get it out make it stop

i guarandamntee how about that

diamonds in the rough blah blah blah

sorry just figured if I can't share my total sexual frustration with my bff who an i gonna share it with right hey i'm still betting that he just likes cock

see this is why I keep saying you're the best <3 cause you are

exactly

bet you ten he doesnt but shit let me tell you if he did

picking up shit now be back in twenty i think

OK you're on bet you ten he's into cock

see you when you get home! <3

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