SANCTUM INBOX

[pain_train]

To find out times for the next three station stops of the Pain Train, press 1.

For a list of stations serviced by the Pain Train, press 2.

To leave a message for the conductor of the Pain Train, press 3.

To purchase tickets on the Pain Train, pull some more of your stupid-ass shit.

Comments

Re: 196 evening, text

[pain_train]

nah i just saw a cool thing on the network and bought one and then thought hey everyone should get a toy if i get a toy so it's fun but i'm not telling you any more about it!

bothari's awesome he likes me a lot but that's cause i punched him in the balls once and then we had pie those were good times

Re: 196 evening, text

[post_proelia_praemia]

Aw! You're too kind! I look forawrd to finding out what it is! :D

So you're saying I should punch him in the balls and then get him pie ... ?

Re: 196 evening, text

[pain_train]

yay!

i dunno if it would work so well for you cause you're cute but you're not cute as hell maybe when you're a lieutenant you can do it

Re: 196 evening, text

[post_proelia_praemia]

Reach lieutenant, then punch Bothari. You're the best, Wrath!

Re: 196 evening, text

[pain_train]

just doing my best to help! o7