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yeah i don't think you can know well you can get a genetic forecast i think and see what they might look like but that doesn't really tell you anything about the person

but i think either one would turn out well cause you'd be a good dad you never do less than your best

[Hell probably be a better dad than she will be as mother, really.]

[ofmightandmeta]

kind of strange to rhink about like shit whos hair would it get whos eyes

dont think i deserve that compliment but

shit

i mean wed figure it out right

[pain_train]

yeah and if they'd be like super tall or an actual normal height ;p

you do deserve it no one in the world I trust more than you you know that right?

yeah I think so and if figure i would probably ask whiskey for lots of advice cause what the fuck do i know about kids i think you'll be a better dad than i would be a mom really

[ofmightandmeta]

youre still just too short
short

...same for you okay?

think toud do pretty well as a mom its just kids are weird but whiskey raised jojo so he probably knows his shit even if hes a fucking doctor

[pain_train]

my feet reach the ground okay and i have you around to get stuff off the high shelves so what more do i need :)

okay <3

it's sweet of you to say that i hope i'd do okay and yeah doctors suck big time but i guess i remember whiskey from before he was a doctor kind of and joyce thought he was fine

maine are you ok

[ofmightandmeta]

still short

doctors are doctors that makes them pretty bad regardless just by the fact that theyre doctors now but i am willing to say that whiskey isnt too bad as far as doctors go

i

think?

i think i am

[pain_train]

concentrates all the awesome

yeah he's a good guy other than kicking me out of the army [Still not over it. Will never be over it.]

okay that's what's important just remember if you ever feel not okay just come home and i'll have your back

so wait does all this mean that maybe you do want to maybe have kids maybe

[ofmightandmeta]

as i said willing to make exceptions but hes still a doctor and doctors are fucking awful

i think

maybe

maybe i would be okay with it

[pain_train]

[Oh. Oh!]

with me? [Come on, dumbass, he's talking to you.]

you'll be a really good dad maine

but you don't have to rush either you know it's okay

i think i'm already in the gene banks anyway cause of that thing that happened [Ugh.]

but i'd really like that you know

[ofmightandmeta]

no with bothari

i mean yeah with you

thinking about it

like theres so much that could fucking go wrong but

but shit is it any worse than anything else thats gone on

maybe

maybe not right this minute

but i think someday yeah

[pain_train]

omg you

point for debate: bothari would produce the ugliest babies the world would ever see yes or very yes

[Probably for the best that Maine can't hear the high-pitched noise she's currently producing. Then again, he knows her well enough that he probably knows it's happening anyway.]

anything could go wrong we just have to do our best and i know you always do your best <3

it's okay maine when you're ready i'll still be wrong i promise good stuff's worth waiting for

[Well, and if she's not, like she said, she's already in the gene banks.]

[ofmightandmeta]

dont think thats even up for debate i think thats a universal fact


i think

yeah

in the future maybe yeah

just not quite yet

but when its okay it could maybe work

[pain_train]

I believe in you Maine

No shit no question

Always

OK?

[ofmightandmeta]

:)