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already made that bet with you when youre cleared to go back to the bars so i think youll do just fine

aint just a matter of believing its the truth and you k now it

sigh some day when julien stops being mad at me (okay the mardi gras thing was really dumb okay and btw he told me to tell you that i'm not showed to bitch or whine if you think i look like i need to be carried around and he will buy you a beer)

if i knew it you wouldn't have to keep telling me :/ sorry

isnt julien the one im supposed to tell to fuck off anyways seriously bitch away whatever it doesnt bother me youre still getting picked up

hm supposed have to keep saying it then

[He talks tough, but she can't think of a time when he picked her up and she didn't agree to it first.]

yep same julien i'm in the middle of a stupid boy conspiracy >:[

(okay don't tell anyone but i kind of like it when you pick me up except totally not because i'm super tough grrrrr)

guess so for now sorry just don't let it distract from the actual work you're doing

think its just your fate to be surrounded by stupid boys sorry im sure there are worse things but i cant think of any off the top of my head

(since when do i fucking talk to anyone anyways)

aint doing work mostly watching people bitch about the gate but go do your painting shit its important

good thing i like dumb boys when they're as sweet as you :p no i can totally tell you what's worse maine being in traction like you cannot even move your hand and you're like horny as shit because you just survived death just think about that for a second cause like it sucks when the end if your nose itches right but then you can call a nurse and ask them to itch it for you if it's that bad but there are certain itches you can't ask the nurses to scratch so anyway that's basically my current image of what hell must be like

(you talk to me and orion and i know you talk to jellybean don't even lie)

guard duty is work though and important just sticks waiting for something to happen but i guess I should hope you stay bored cause that means people aren't being dumb

be careful saying that youll ruin my reputation and then whos going to scare the piss out of the new recruits

...no no i think i will believe you on that i dont want to ever deal with that worst i had they kept me so pumped full of sedatives i couldnt even think straight to even begin contemplating getting off

i live with the both of you thats different also the cat is a good listener

mostly just a few idiot protesters right now not a lot going on im dying of boredom here

don't worry your secret is safe with me <3

yeah I know that feeling too chems are the fucking worst like you don't even know where your goddamn head is any more that sucks so bad

she is the best listener though orion isn't bad

i'm a little glad you're bored since that means no one is fucking up and i don't have to worry about you

[Since she can't watch his back in the most important way.]

ill keep you to that

that was the point if them anyways to uh

make sure there was no violence yeah??

not pain meds

still going to punch orion in the head

no worrying anyways something fucks with me ill just waste it

oh

yeah

yeah i know how those work too yeah why'd they get you

and i know you don't like hugs but i'd totally hug you if i could so like just pretend there's a hug but not the annoying kind

dumb boys are so dumb why are you two so dumb i don't get it

yeah you're a fucking wrecking ball you're awesome <3

dont like doctors

dont like needles

dont like them both together

really dont like both together when involves your guts being on the outside

i think maybe it wouldnt be annoying

tell him to stop being stupid and maybe i wont punch him i mean seriously

nah youre the wreckingball

what happened to you maine

[Guts being on the outside? Holy shit. Though similar stuff has probably happened to her and she just doesn't remember it. But he survived it cause he's badass so that's okay.]

he's a dumb boy maine he can't help being dumb just like you're a dumb boy sometimes so you can't help being dumb i don't get mad about it when you're dumb even if i'd like to punch you a little bit sometimes okay i admit it but i'm not allowed to punch things so i just have to stare at you til you knock it off

hahaha you <3 well i was the wrecking ball but now you get to step into my super cute wrecking ball shoes :D

i did my job?

whatever punch me if you need to punch me im still going to punch hin too

oh he tried to domesticate that bot

dont think i can fit your shoes though too small

[Well, that's self-explanatory. Kind of like doing her job got her a one way ticket out a 99th floor window. If Maine wants to tell the story in more detail, he will. But she's not going to push him on it. Sometimes you just don't like talking about shit.]

but i'm not supposed to punch stuff cause it'll fuck up my back and stuff so see i don't really get to punch you like my back's even fucked up worse now cause when orion was being a really stupid boy i jumped his ass and punched him twice and it felt super awesome but yeah after it did not feel super awesome :/ it's not fair even if i am good at staring at people til they realize they're dumb i got good at that as a lieutenant

what why would he do that it's a sex bot it's like does he not know what those are for seriously am i gonna come home some day and he'll like be trying to like use one of my vibrators as a rolling pin or some shit

you do have kind of big feet, like you have bit hands but if i could find shoes like mine in your size you'd look pretty goddamn fabulous admit it

okay but then i owe you something because thats good

the punching in the gace thing not the fucking the back part

dont sell that glare short though i am pretty sure you could make a grown man piss himself with it. not me but the fresh meat

yeah i am pretty sure i cant pull off those shoes i dont rhink you want to dress me up like you might look weird

nah what you don't owe me anything

it was such a dumb argument though everything about it was dumb except the face punching relationships are dumb fuck relationships

yeah but i have to be able to glare at you and orion cause you're the dumb boys i live with maybe i'll just like put my cold feet on you how about that

okay pink wouldn't go with your skin tone but idk you could pull off the right kind of dress and it would be super hot cause yeah

no that was awesome i owe you for that mental image. but fuck dumb arguments

i think thr glare works well no need to subject me to that horror

i am pretty sure dresses are not meant to be on people my size

yep i knocked him over and sat on him and then punched him and punched him again when he wouldn't stop saying dumb shit

but maine my feet get cold and you're super warm

um you can have stuff custom made I have done research i mean not for like putting a dress on you but about clothes in general since i can wear pretty things now

go on

cruel and unusual didnt i say that before

and yeah i get custom made im more like that would be pretty horrific to look at but you get the pretty things and wear them that works

not much else to it he said a dumb thing and so i punched his dumb face cause if you talk shit you get hit

but my feet are cute

no you'd look hot like okay just sketching real quick something like [pic1] or [pic2] or maybe with a mandarin collar cause you got the muscles right it'd be fucking hot trust me

exactly see someone understands

but theyre cold

i dont

think ive ever seen something like that ever in my life

???????

of course we understand each other we're partners that's the way the world works

but that's why i need to put them on you because cold feet are sad feet maine do you want my feet to be sad

see your own potential hotness has rendered you speechless fuck i'm just about speechless thinking about it fuck just think about it you ever wear pvc before it's

uh

idk when the fuck i wore stuff like that but I remember it kind of and uhhhh maine just trust me on this one fucking hot and

ok spanking someone wearing that shit is like extra awesome not that i am like suggesting that as a thing but it's really unf

anyway yeah you'd be super hot yes

[She needs a moment. Shit just thinking about it. Wow.]

suppose youre right on that one

if you have money then buy socks or something i dont know thats what theyre for arent they

i have never actually seen that

kind of stuff

before in my life

uh

[That...is an interesting thing. Yes.]

but you're warmer than socks gosh don't be so selfish

uh well you were a soldier like forever before right and out in space it's not like you did much clubbing like i don't think i did much either maybe but i don't know my brain is weird and

whatever just trust me fucking hot maine how do you not get how hot you are and yeah dressed up like that you would be drowning in pussy promise

ok i really want to see this for real now pretty please

yes but socks work better

?? ???? ????????

i think you are in a minority about th

at

i uh

dont think

maybe if its not out of the house

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