SANCTUM INBOX

[pain_train]

To find out times for the next three station stops of the Pain Train, press 1.

For a list of stations serviced by the Pain Train, press 2.

To leave a message for the conductor of the Pain Train, press 3.

To purchase tickets on the Pain Train, pull some more of your stupid-ass shit.

Comments

[pain_train]

okay sedatives yeah that makes sense cause if they're trying to sedate you it's cause you're noncompliant and they want to do some bad shit at least that's my experience right so yeah fuck that

but if it is like a cure or something you kind of have to put up with the needles and just tough it out

[ofmightandmeta]

if its a cure then just punch the dude with the needle, not the needle itself. has to be a better way to administer that shit this is like future space tech bullshit isnt it you have drugs in cubes why do they fucking need needles anyways.

[pain_train]

i don't know maybe doctors just like needles or it's the best way or something i guess i'm just glad they're like little needles??? but i promise i will not tell you about the needles

teddy bears okay they are just poking me with soft squishy teddy bears so it is ok you don't have to worry

[ofmightandmeta]

I do not want to hear about the needles

[pain_train]

teddy bears maine just teddy bears everything is okay