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pain_train) wrote2014-10-22 09:12 pm
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yeah you're right just fuck relationship shit i felt like such like an asshole not a girlfriend type person fuck that word
oh yeah i guess there's my dumb back i guess i could get out a float chair but i hate those well i guess if i just plant my ass in a chair and don't move i should be okay i think i would just like to have a good time you know?
that's cause everyone likes me even you <3 cause i'm cute as hell
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maybe someday itll be less shitty but for now fuck it just do what you have to do and fuck the rest of the world
after all this shit yeah a night out is something you deserve just no more fucking glitter okay im going to torch the house if i find more
i think you mispelled 'tough as hell'
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we'll take turns then i'll be your wingman this time you can be mine next time
no more glitter. i promised. see that's how important you are to me because i fucking love glitter these are the sacrifices i am willing to make for your grumpy ass
you misspelled 'scary as hell' :)
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think youre deserving of a good night more than i am right now what with all this bullshit we can figure out the next time after that yeah
my ass isnt grumpy my ass is great i had fucking glitter in my teeth do you know what that feels like its like youve just gone down on satan and now youre stuck with this sparkly bullshit disease for the rest of your life
tough scary same difference
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nah the bullshit is stuff i did to myself you work really hard and take care of me and i'm p sure i got laid more recently so i think you deserve it more
ok yes your ass is great can't argue remember the biting thing i think you got the glitter in your mouth from doing body shots so that makes it my fault so i owe you even more than i already do at this rate i think i just have to buy you beer forever
tough scary cute as hell there fixed it :)
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bullshit is still bullshit source doesnt matter its still fucking awful and you deserve better fuck it make it a competition see whos the better wingman first time out
fuck the beer just no more glitter were even then forever no more glitter
there that describes you pretty fucking perfectly
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ok you're on i will so kick your ass you won't know what to do with the sheer amount of pay and cock i throw your way and it'll be like quality pussy and cock and i have standards and only the best for you
promise, no more glitter ever. the sacrifices I will make for your grouchy, but very bite-worthy ass
hahaha your the sweetest
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its a contest then one youre gonna lose though i guess losing in this sense might be the better part
gonna be honest dont think i have ever heard anyone describe it like that but im not gonna deny it
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one where you win no matter what, best kind of contest
good cause i'm always right so you'd lose but like seriously how do you get your ass to look like that were you born that way or are there like special exercises
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better hope you lose then
i dont fucking know im not looking at it you are literally the first person whos said that
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never I'm not gonna let you neat me!
how is that even possible how could I be the only one that's noticed I've been like staring at your ass like a fucking creeper since we got to be friends I've been waiting for you to tell me to knock it the fuck off honestly because it's like you have shoulders right and they're really awesome and you have a very nice back that I would actually like to draw some time btw you could totally make bank as a live model but right so the back muscles are just like oh look at all these nice definition lines pointing down right at the butt oh yeah it's the jackpot you could bounce a 50 cal shell off that shit
SERIOUSLY HOW HAS NO ONE TOLD YOU THIS THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR FRIENDS
(or wait did this make me the weirdo oh shit)
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thats why we need money in case shit happens at the house or in case we need to buy our way off topside because the army may be tough i cant see those kids lasting too long versus that shit
ive spent nearly ten years on a ship around the same goddamn people or in armor like i think there was a list ranking everyone once but i sure as hell wasnt high on it and like this is normal if youre running around all the time???? power armor is assist but its still heavy as shit
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oh i remember York telling me about that he said his butt was ranked higher than yours and sent me a picture of his but tbh i like your butt better cause you got the muscle thing going so i think the list might be a little suspect
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eh york isnt bad not the best though
still good for the ego though youre seriously going to make me vain
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oh and jellybean says on the way home you should get us yakisoba and some of that canned food she really likes <3
well if your who gets too big just remember you're still a dumb boy ;) but lucky for you I like dumb boys!
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am i picking up for the entire household or just you two
if i wasnt dumb i dont think i could do half of what i do and not have lost my mind already so i think thats not as much of an insult as it should be
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eh pick up enough for everyone and if there's extra me and jellybean will share the leftovers tomorrow
well see now you know why i like dumb boys <3
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ill hit a few places up get some variety what type of protein do you want
might get you into trouble one day
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aw you're the best maine um how about something beefy i probably need to have more iron in my diet anyway and the protein would be really good for you and orion
promise? ;)
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noted
fucking
could make a comment about the kid and protein there fuck why did you have to fucking put that idea in my head before i cant get it out make it stop
i guarandamntee how about that
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sorry just figured if I can't share my total sexual frustration with my bff who an i gonna share it with right hey i'm still betting that he just likes cock
see this is why I keep saying you're the best <3 cause you are
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bet you ten he doesnt but shit let me tell you if he did
picking up shit now be back in twenty i think
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see you when you get home! <3