pain_train | SANCTUM INBOX

who said anything about a steady relationship its been everywhere plus if it were steady then the left one would get lonely

[Well. Though-

okay no stop that line of thought right there.]

no i would rather lick the bottom of a tank then put that in my mouth thanks that sounds terrible

if youre busy we can postpone its fine work is important

oh okay then give me a contact address maybe your right hand needs a break from you

[... Is this an entirely wise game of chicken? Fuck it, she's having fun. Make isn't going to get weird at her.

And maybe...

Nah.]

tank licking fetish noted, I'll remember when your birthday rolls around

just painting not real work i should probably stop looking at it for a while anyway i guess

[And it's true, but she also feels bad for thinking that. But... She'd rather go be with Maine.]

hey now have to treat my right hand right take it out on a few dates its classy you know were very intimately acquainted going to take a lot to tear us apart

[Nope, definitely thinking of it now. Damnit.]

if a fucking tank shows up at the house i am going to be very very annoyed

painting is real work lot harder than most things and takes a hell of a lot of talent

don't worry baby ill treat your hand right, dancing and dinner and shit and then like candles and uh rose petals yeah i know how to be classy all those stories about the alley are totally a result of tequila shots okay they do things to me

maine this level of distrust hurts my feelings besides i know where you work

...thanks. really. you're really good to me

wait now what stories no enlighten me here

do not send a tank to the base unless i get to drive it

just being straight and honest there you know that

uh there might be a story about me dragging some guy out into an alley and then riding it like i stole it

or uh a couple stories

maybe more than a couple

and like you know it's nice to have a wall at your back and stuff

i like alleys okay beds are for quitters

picky picky i thought you liked licking then not driving them

you always are even when no one else is and

it's really important okay

you're really important

whatever gets you off so long as its consensual got the chance to get some then go for it lifes too short to waste the opportunities

its a figure of speech and you damn well know that

what youre doing is important

well yeah i think we both agree about that idk see i used to be able to go and get it and people didn't get all weird at me but my day will come again

gosh maine idek what you're talking about teehee

i guess it's good that someone believes that

already made that bet with you when youre cleared to go back to the bars so i think youll do just fine

aint just a matter of believing its the truth and you k now it

sigh some day when julien stops being mad at me (okay the mardi gras thing was really dumb okay and btw he told me to tell you that i'm not showed to bitch or whine if you think i look like i need to be carried around and he will buy you a beer)

if i knew it you wouldn't have to keep telling me :/ sorry

isnt julien the one im supposed to tell to fuck off anyways seriously bitch away whatever it doesnt bother me youre still getting picked up

hm supposed have to keep saying it then

[He talks tough, but she can't think of a time when he picked her up and she didn't agree to it first.]

yep same julien i'm in the middle of a stupid boy conspiracy >:[

(okay don't tell anyone but i kind of like it when you pick me up except totally not because i'm super tough grrrrr)

guess so for now sorry just don't let it distract from the actual work you're doing

think its just your fate to be surrounded by stupid boys sorry im sure there are worse things but i cant think of any off the top of my head

(since when do i fucking talk to anyone anyways)

aint doing work mostly watching people bitch about the gate but go do your painting shit its important

good thing i like dumb boys when they're as sweet as you :p no i can totally tell you what's worse maine being in traction like you cannot even move your hand and you're like horny as shit because you just survived death just think about that for a second cause like it sucks when the end if your nose itches right but then you can call a nurse and ask them to itch it for you if it's that bad but there are certain itches you can't ask the nurses to scratch so anyway that's basically my current image of what hell must be like

(you talk to me and orion and i know you talk to jellybean don't even lie)

guard duty is work though and important just sticks waiting for something to happen but i guess I should hope you stay bored cause that means people aren't being dumb

be careful saying that youll ruin my reputation and then whos going to scare the piss out of the new recruits

...no no i think i will believe you on that i dont want to ever deal with that worst i had they kept me so pumped full of sedatives i couldnt even think straight to even begin contemplating getting off

i live with the both of you thats different also the cat is a good listener

mostly just a few idiot protesters right now not a lot going on im dying of boredom here

don't worry your secret is safe with me <3

yeah I know that feeling too chems are the fucking worst like you don't even know where your goddamn head is any more that sucks so bad

she is the best listener though orion isn't bad

i'm a little glad you're bored since that means no one is fucking up and i don't have to worry about you

[Since she can't watch his back in the most important way.]

ill keep you to that

that was the point if them anyways to uh

make sure there was no violence yeah??

not pain meds

still going to punch orion in the head

no worrying anyways something fucks with me ill just waste it

oh

yeah

yeah i know how those work too yeah why'd they get you

and i know you don't like hugs but i'd totally hug you if i could so like just pretend there's a hug but not the annoying kind

dumb boys are so dumb why are you two so dumb i don't get it

yeah you're a fucking wrecking ball you're awesome <3

dont like doctors

dont like needles

dont like them both together

really dont like both together when involves your guts being on the outside

i think maybe it wouldnt be annoying

tell him to stop being stupid and maybe i wont punch him i mean seriously

nah youre the wreckingball

what happened to you maine

[Guts being on the outside? Holy shit. Though similar stuff has probably happened to her and she just doesn't remember it. But he survived it cause he's badass so that's okay.]

he's a dumb boy maine he can't help being dumb just like you're a dumb boy sometimes so you can't help being dumb i don't get mad about it when you're dumb even if i'd like to punch you a little bit sometimes okay i admit it but i'm not allowed to punch things so i just have to stare at you til you knock it off

hahaha you <3 well i was the wrecking ball but now you get to step into my super cute wrecking ball shoes :D

i did my job?

whatever punch me if you need to punch me im still going to punch hin too

oh he tried to domesticate that bot

dont think i can fit your shoes though too small

[Well, that's self-explanatory. Kind of like doing her job got her a one way ticket out a 99th floor window. If Maine wants to tell the story in more detail, he will. But she's not going to push him on it. Sometimes you just don't like talking about shit.]

but i'm not supposed to punch stuff cause it'll fuck up my back and stuff so see i don't really get to punch you like my back's even fucked up worse now cause when orion was being a really stupid boy i jumped his ass and punched him twice and it felt super awesome but yeah after it did not feel super awesome :/ it's not fair even if i am good at staring at people til they realize they're dumb i got good at that as a lieutenant

what why would he do that it's a sex bot it's like does he not know what those are for seriously am i gonna come home some day and he'll like be trying to like use one of my vibrators as a rolling pin or some shit

you do have kind of big feet, like you have bit hands but if i could find shoes like mine in your size you'd look pretty goddamn fabulous admit it

okay but then i owe you something because thats good

the punching in the gace thing not the fucking the back part

dont sell that glare short though i am pretty sure you could make a grown man piss himself with it. not me but the fresh meat

yeah i am pretty sure i cant pull off those shoes i dont rhink you want to dress me up like you might look weird

nah what you don't owe me anything

it was such a dumb argument though everything about it was dumb except the face punching relationships are dumb fuck relationships

yeah but i have to be able to glare at you and orion cause you're the dumb boys i live with maybe i'll just like put my cold feet on you how about that

okay pink wouldn't go with your skin tone but idk you could pull off the right kind of dress and it would be super hot cause yeah

no that was awesome i owe you for that mental image. but fuck dumb arguments

i think thr glare works well no need to subject me to that horror

i am pretty sure dresses are not meant to be on people my size

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