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[pain_train]

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Comments

[pain_train]

okay what if i tell him you said mine is bigger too

i kind of feel like punching people all the time right now being sick has made me super cranky

[ofmightandmeta]

then apparently this is going to be a three way competition.

fuck em, punch away.

[pain_train]

you better hope it isn't cause then i'll win :D

if i punch the doctors they're not gonna want to help me with my disgusting skin condition any more

[ofmightandmeta]

pics or it didnt happen.

no, punch the doctors so they'll help you faster.

[pain_train]

well tried to take a pic because you know you shouldn't play chicken with me but uh no not gonna subject you to that cause gray scaly skin nope nope nope it's gonna have to wait til i'm better

by help do you mean sedate me faster?

[ofmightandmeta]

well make sure you get better. thats why were going out.

punch the sedation

[pain_train]

i know you will you've always got my back and you work hard so it'll be fine <3

that would mean punching a needle ew ew ew nooooo

[ofmightandmeta]

alright no dont punch the needle punch the person with the needle then

[pain_train]

but if you punch the person holding the needle the needle will rip out of you right

well i guess if you punched them before they did the injection but then you wouldn't get better

this is a serious dilemma and i am not sure how to deal with it

[ofmightandmeta]

punch them first, take the needle, destroy the needle

simple

[pain_train]

but what if the needle has like the cure you need right that's the dilemma destroying the needle means you'll be sick FOREVER

[ofmightandmeta]

if it's sedatives though who the fuck needs those

[pain_train]

okay sedatives yeah that makes sense cause if they're trying to sedate you it's cause you're noncompliant and they want to do some bad shit at least that's my experience right so yeah fuck that

but if it is like a cure or something you kind of have to put up with the needles and just tough it out

[ofmightandmeta]

if its a cure then just punch the dude with the needle, not the needle itself. has to be a better way to administer that shit this is like future space tech bullshit isnt it you have drugs in cubes why do they fucking need needles anyways.

[pain_train]

i don't know maybe doctors just like needles or it's the best way or something i guess i'm just glad they're like little needles??? but i promise i will not tell you about the needles

teddy bears okay they are just poking me with soft squishy teddy bears so it is ok you don't have to worry

[ofmightandmeta]

I do not want to hear about the needles

[pain_train]

teddy bears maine just teddy bears everything is okay