pain_train | SANCTUM INBOX

don't think i've heard a bigger lie in a long while

[That sure is 150 credits worth of takeout being delivered now, thank you network]

how about the one where you said you're never betting with me again? ;D

[You better be coming with that takeout, buddy.]

that there's the biggest truth that'll ever be said

[Alright fine. But 150 might not be enough then.]

psh. I think the biggest truth is that you're better than you thought you were. :)

[There's pudding?]

Edited 2014-12-25 04:20 (UTC)

see now you're doing the lying thing

psh. ask north. I can't lie worth a shit. SO GUESS IT'S THE TRUUUU~UUUUUTH

come on why aren't you here yet with my dinner I'm gonna starve and then Julien will yell at you because protein and humph humph humph fart noise

think you just picked up on the skill then, because i'm not seeing any truth there

i think you'll survive half an hour, it'll get there before i do anyways

orion there?

denial is an ugly thing, maine.

no i won't. I'M DYING I'M DYING ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHUGLWEOINF398HQ[q093[wcnq34 v

he isn't, he works nights

never claimed to be a good looking man

twenty four minutes now, think you'll survive

shame. have to check up on partner first, but i'll be down when i get off work

shut up you're cute as hell

GURGLE FLURGLE BLURGLE URGHLE MURGLE YARRRRRGH (gasp) (choke) (wheeze)

oh yeah him. he hasn't been weird or anything at your right? and i hope he likes the paints me and delta gave him?

if i ever need proof that you lie i'm using this as it

pretty impressive dramatics there i'll give you that

and no clingy little shit though has some interesting ideas and things to say think i've seen him painting

no cause then everyone will be like yeah she's totally right you're cute as hell and then you'll just feel silly for ever denying it

you shouldn't make fun of my very real food-related anguish just watch i will be an extremely good-looking skeleton when you get here and then who's going to feel stupid

interesting like how because some people might say skinning cats alive is interesting and it kind of might be if you're into gross creepy shit but that doesn't mean it's a thing if that makes sense

not that i don't trust you i just don't trust him cause you're super important to me ok

why you keep insisting on these lies i have no idea

twenty two minutes and you're still talking

interesting as in 'together we ripped apart a car and caved in a man's skull with our bare hands' kind of interesting

can you even imagine that imagine the possibilities

i've got a handle on things

psh i am going to change your name to maine queen of denial if you keep this up do i have to draw you a picture i totally will

starvation is a slow and unpleasant death. slow. so very slooooooooow.

you can't do that already on your own? i mean that is super cool though i can't wait to see what kind of shit you do with your warhammer too you still have to let me see that right

you're still my soldier right and not gonna lie i was kind of tempted to drown him in your toilet i could totally do that but i think i read somewhere that it's super rude to fuck up someone's plumbing with one of their house guests so i didn't

promise?

you've got to be fucking me

still can't hear you over the eighteen minutes left

and no not before not through armor could have been a decent thing together if handled right

i'll throw you a line when things get up and running should be interesting

[There's a slight pause before the rest of the message comes in]

won't be pleased if you do that

at all

[another, less lengthy pause]

promise

maine if i was fucking you, you'd know and there would be bite marks.

too bad the hourglass of my life will have run out in like fourteen can't you hear the sound of my body shriveling away to nothing arrrrrrrgh

okay and i'll look forward to that who knows maybe i can give you some fucked up ideas melee was always my thing.

well i haven't yet but he better not fuck with you or i guess i'll be buying you a new toilet and you can just be mad at me :p i'm just really fucking sorry that i can't do what i was supposed to do because i can't be your co and i can't be north's partner because ~~i was too slow~~ i got unlucky but i'm still gonna do what i can okay

okay. i trust you. you're a good soldier.

[there's a good five minute stretch with no response]

i'm thinking you'll survive another fifteen minutes without food that which doesn't kill you and all that shit

[electing to ignore it, a very mature response]

fucked up ideas are always the best

think you're doing exactly what you're supposed to still holding it that you're more competant than a lot of these fucks i've seen don't know how north is now but unless he changed one eighty since things he's upfront if he likes you he likes you fuck anything else

wait how is it still another fifteen minutes time is stretch out or are you just enjoying my suffering you asshole or what did you like stop to like get your hair done is that a thing now

[Wimp.]

until they're not :p

hahaha well i've got a lot of reasons to think that north likes me fuck knows why but he does and i'm super lucky. that's kind of a different thing from what i mean though you know. but it's very sweet of you to point that out.

really just means i'm gonna do my best to take care of you guys however i still can so i got your back and maybe some day that might mean you need a new toilet but you don't have to worry i can totally cover it

Edited 2014-12-25 08:14 (UTC)

decided to stop and gussy up, just for you live up to that whole princess deal

[it is absolutely impossible to express the level of sarcasm properly through text]

it is what it is don’t get in the habit of overthinking shit not good to get stuck in your head

glad to have a good set of eyes watching out for me but if you fucking drown someone in my apartment i am going to be pissed

lot more entertaining ways to go about it after all

sigma is out of the question though

but maine your natural cuteness just shines through you don't need to do anything maybe just like a little eyeliner and lip gloss if you want to bring the drama geeze

[You're fucking adorable is what you are.]

[It's hard to not overthink things when you have nothing but time on your hands. This lack of structure and routine is slowly drowning her. It's really not the same when you're trying to make up your own routine, or when you're not marshaling a bunch of hotheads with guns through theirs.]

yeah but most of the more entertaining ways would probably have my physical therapist up my ass and i like my ass the way it is

okay this is not me being an asshole i swear but why? you've known him even less time than you've known me and it's not like in some kind of weird-ass future i'm gonna eat your brain (promise) though i hope if someone drowned me in your toilet and fucked up your plumbing you'd be pretty mad about that too

i guess that's the thing i'm having a hard time like wrapping my brain around i already want to set north's sister on fire for more than just being a giant asshole and she isn't even from the point in time where she decides whatever she wants is worth him being dead and i wish you fuckers would stop with all this timeline bullshit it makes my head hurt but anyway south gets the it technically hasn't happened yet for her free will and blah blah blah whatever my boyfriend would make the dad face at me and be angry defense but does sigma?

okay and maybe this is something that would be better to like ask you about when you get here but whoops this is what you get for taking your sweet fucking time

continue like that and it's going to be another half hour

just tell your physical therapist that there are better ways to get up someone's ass then more pleasant

already told you last time, subject dropped

maybe later

but subject is dropped

i don't see how you being a meanie butt is going to make the truth any less true :p

i'm not saying that to julien you haven't met him maine he's super scary

fine whatever be that way see if i care

(i do care and i'm worried, asshole)

what are you, five

[it does take some time before there's another response]

no need to worry

if i can get shot and keep going little fuck like that isn't going to do anything

maybe your face is five

you're really fucking tough. i already know that. your body's not what i'm worried about.

then i should be fine by your own admission

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