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pain_train) wrote2014-10-22 09:12 pm
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p sure i have man it's all good i don't get weird about that stuff it is what it is i have let it go in that sense friendship's more important anyway i'm just glad shit isn't weird any more because i don't know how to fucking human
yeah maybe but i'd like die thirty seconds later from an exploded spine and wouldn't get to enjoy my victory
it's a shame tho cause he's gonna do good at melee i can tell these things but maybe lust platoon would be a good fit for him
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fuck knowing how to human though what happens happens dont think were going to die any time soon but have to live like you might i mean arent there techincally monsters or some shit here or did they all up and fuck off and no one told me if the kid comes around he comes around if he doesnt hes more dumb than id previously stated and fuck that
dont explode your spine no ones going to be able to take care of jellybean then
i might miss you too
shit he can be texs problem then shell wipe the floor with him or some shit
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that's p much how i feel about stuff idk man it's the whole "girlfriend" thing and shit with north is kind of weird in a way starting to think relationships in general are just a big mistake yeah better to just let shit be what its gonna be you know what i mean
aw that's really sweet of you to say <3 (but you'd do ok as a single dad to jellybean you're way better at stuff than you think you know)
hahaha yep tex is pretty awesome i think she'd have fun
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i dont know what the deal is with north guys fucking flighty as hell i dont remember him being that much of an asshole like he was still a condescending fuck but not unbearably so if hes being a cock though call him out on it
oh wait
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[This time it's an action shot of Orion getting knocked on his ass during PT.]
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doesn't really matter any more not doing the relationship thing ever again cause i'm shit at it and just hurt people and stuff anyway don't know why he has a problem with you if no one else from your time does
hahaha oh man what is up bothari's ass right now he looks like he's in high gear
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relationships are weird things just because shit goes south doesnt mean youre bad at it just means shits fucked for right now might be.different later fuck my problems ill deal thats not as important
and fuck if i know im not going anywhere near and risking my ass
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your problems are important to me. [Because they're fixable.] naw wouldn't be different later cause i'd still be me right and that's basically the problem so anyway i kinda want to go out drinking tho that would be fun right
but you could tell him i say hi! :D
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you're not a problem fuck that noise can go out but are you going to be okay fun yeah but not if its going to hurt you
i am not stepping foot near there the dude has some sort of stick up his ass worse than normal
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just couldn't be what he wanted me to be and kind of feel shitty for not really wanting to even try it's weird i don't know how else to put it in words but yeah why wouldn't i be fine
don't be silly bothari totally likes me <3
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if it isnt what you want to be dont change yourself if youre not happy with yourself then fuck anything else thats more important even if it feels like its shit at times
back okay to go out?
he may like you but hes still an infected asshole to me
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yeah you're right just fuck relationship shit i felt like such like an asshole not a girlfriend type person fuck that word
oh yeah i guess there's my dumb back i guess i could get out a float chair but i hate those well i guess if i just plant my ass in a chair and don't move i should be okay i think i would just like to have a good time you know?
that's cause everyone likes me even you <3 cause i'm cute as hell
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maybe someday itll be less shitty but for now fuck it just do what you have to do and fuck the rest of the world
after all this shit yeah a night out is something you deserve just no more fucking glitter okay im going to torch the house if i find more
i think you mispelled 'tough as hell'
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we'll take turns then i'll be your wingman this time you can be mine next time
no more glitter. i promised. see that's how important you are to me because i fucking love glitter these are the sacrifices i am willing to make for your grumpy ass
you misspelled 'scary as hell' :)
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think youre deserving of a good night more than i am right now what with all this bullshit we can figure out the next time after that yeah
my ass isnt grumpy my ass is great i had fucking glitter in my teeth do you know what that feels like its like youve just gone down on satan and now youre stuck with this sparkly bullshit disease for the rest of your life
tough scary same difference
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nah the bullshit is stuff i did to myself you work really hard and take care of me and i'm p sure i got laid more recently so i think you deserve it more
ok yes your ass is great can't argue remember the biting thing i think you got the glitter in your mouth from doing body shots so that makes it my fault so i owe you even more than i already do at this rate i think i just have to buy you beer forever
tough scary cute as hell there fixed it :)
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bullshit is still bullshit source doesnt matter its still fucking awful and you deserve better fuck it make it a competition see whos the better wingman first time out
fuck the beer just no more glitter were even then forever no more glitter
there that describes you pretty fucking perfectly
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ok you're on i will so kick your ass you won't know what to do with the sheer amount of pay and cock i throw your way and it'll be like quality pussy and cock and i have standards and only the best for you
promise, no more glitter ever. the sacrifices I will make for your grouchy, but very bite-worthy ass
hahaha your the sweetest
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its a contest then one youre gonna lose though i guess losing in this sense might be the better part
gonna be honest dont think i have ever heard anyone describe it like that but im not gonna deny it
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one where you win no matter what, best kind of contest
good cause i'm always right so you'd lose but like seriously how do you get your ass to look like that were you born that way or are there like special exercises
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better hope you lose then
i dont fucking know im not looking at it you are literally the first person whos said that
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never I'm not gonna let you neat me!
how is that even possible how could I be the only one that's noticed I've been like staring at your ass like a fucking creeper since we got to be friends I've been waiting for you to tell me to knock it the fuck off honestly because it's like you have shoulders right and they're really awesome and you have a very nice back that I would actually like to draw some time btw you could totally make bank as a live model but right so the back muscles are just like oh look at all these nice definition lines pointing down right at the butt oh yeah it's the jackpot you could bounce a 50 cal shell off that shit
SERIOUSLY HOW HAS NO ONE TOLD YOU THIS THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR FRIENDS
(or wait did this make me the weirdo oh shit)
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thats why we need money in case shit happens at the house or in case we need to buy our way off topside because the army may be tough i cant see those kids lasting too long versus that shit
ive spent nearly ten years on a ship around the same goddamn people or in armor like i think there was a list ranking everyone once but i sure as hell wasnt high on it and like this is normal if youre running around all the time???? power armor is assist but its still heavy as shit
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oh i remember York telling me about that he said his butt was ranked higher than yours and sent me a picture of his but tbh i like your butt better cause you got the muscle thing going so i think the list might be a little suspect
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eh york isnt bad not the best though
still good for the ego though youre seriously going to make me vain
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oh and jellybean says on the way home you should get us yakisoba and some of that canned food she really likes <3
well if your who gets too big just remember you're still a dumb boy ;) but lucky for you I like dumb boys!
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