pain_train | SANCTUM INBOX

we're still gonna do kitten class you know you'd feel better if you were fully briefed on how to properly maintain a kitten don't even bullshit me

but if you don't get ice cream that would be weird i can't sit there and like eat ice cream when you're not having any that's like a classic dick move

you cant tell me that people arent going to stare and then get weird and then ill have to deal with idiots looking at me out of the corner of their eyes like im going to eat the kittens or something

fine

bring jellybean she can eat that stuff too

yeah so what you're a monster and i'm a gimp they can take pictures and tell their kids some day about how close to death they got while we were learning how to clip jellybean's claws

fine maybe i will she and i can have a long talk about how awesome our ice cream is and poor maine can't have any cause it'll make his dick fall off or something because ice cream is fucking badass :p

ten will get you twenty we can convince them shes killed a man

hey if thats the consequence for eating the stuff then im doing the world a favor by not getting any you understand

just tuck her into your bag or something or put her on your shoulder

oh totally that's not even a question everyone knows cute things are actually extremely dangerous

not unless you're actually getting your fuck on :p otherwise you might as well eat the ice cream and enjoy it there are sprinkles maine and pepper jelly you obviously do not understand

OK when

i think you proved that true

regardless if i am or not it would be a crime to deprive any dome inhabitants of future things and what the fuck is pepper jelly?????

im leaving patrol in about an hour its boring as shit

<3

don't even try the plausible deniability thing with me if you were getting laid and not telling me so i can like stop worrying about you do you have any conception of how hard i would kick your ass do you just putting that out there but yeah i guess you have to keep future possibilities open i believe in you maine

pepper jelly is amazing and sets your tongue on fire and only for cool people whoops so sorry

ok i'll be ready i guess there's just so much to do

oh well i guess i better come clean that im getting some from someone and their name is my right fucking hand

...why why would anyone do that that sounds fucking awful

itll take me a bit to get back have to set up a new patrol first

well fair enough and you have really nice hands at least i mean i'd totally fuck your right hand if you weren't already in a steady relationship with it but i'm not a homewrecker like that

[... Not entirely sure if that came or the way she intended but now she's kind if thinking about Maine's hands and unf--no, don't make it weird, Wrath.]

if by fucking awful you mean fucking amazing but i guess you'll never know will you too bad so sad

it's okay i'm working or what passes for work these days whatever

who said anything about a steady relationship its been everywhere plus if it were steady then the left one would get lonely

[Well. Though-

okay no stop that line of thought right there.]

no i would rather lick the bottom of a tank then put that in my mouth thanks that sounds terrible

if youre busy we can postpone its fine work is important

oh okay then give me a contact address maybe your right hand needs a break from you

[... Is this an entirely wise game of chicken? Fuck it, she's having fun. Make isn't going to get weird at her.

And maybe...

Nah.]

tank licking fetish noted, I'll remember when your birthday rolls around

just painting not real work i should probably stop looking at it for a while anyway i guess

[And it's true, but she also feels bad for thinking that. But... She'd rather go be with Maine.]

hey now have to treat my right hand right take it out on a few dates its classy you know were very intimately acquainted going to take a lot to tear us apart

[Nope, definitely thinking of it now. Damnit.]

if a fucking tank shows up at the house i am going to be very very annoyed

painting is real work lot harder than most things and takes a hell of a lot of talent

don't worry baby ill treat your hand right, dancing and dinner and shit and then like candles and uh rose petals yeah i know how to be classy all those stories about the alley are totally a result of tequila shots okay they do things to me

maine this level of distrust hurts my feelings besides i know where you work

...thanks. really. you're really good to me

wait now what stories no enlighten me here

do not send a tank to the base unless i get to drive it

just being straight and honest there you know that

uh there might be a story about me dragging some guy out into an alley and then riding it like i stole it

or uh a couple stories

maybe more than a couple

and like you know it's nice to have a wall at your back and stuff

i like alleys okay beds are for quitters

picky picky i thought you liked licking then not driving them

you always are even when no one else is and

it's really important okay

you're really important

whatever gets you off so long as its consensual got the chance to get some then go for it lifes too short to waste the opportunities

its a figure of speech and you damn well know that

what youre doing is important

well yeah i think we both agree about that idk see i used to be able to go and get it and people didn't get all weird at me but my day will come again

gosh maine idek what you're talking about teehee

i guess it's good that someone believes that

already made that bet with you when youre cleared to go back to the bars so i think youll do just fine

aint just a matter of believing its the truth and you k now it

sigh some day when julien stops being mad at me (okay the mardi gras thing was really dumb okay and btw he told me to tell you that i'm not showed to bitch or whine if you think i look like i need to be carried around and he will buy you a beer)

if i knew it you wouldn't have to keep telling me :/ sorry

isnt julien the one im supposed to tell to fuck off anyways seriously bitch away whatever it doesnt bother me youre still getting picked up

hm supposed have to keep saying it then

[He talks tough, but she can't think of a time when he picked her up and she didn't agree to it first.]

yep same julien i'm in the middle of a stupid boy conspiracy >:[

(okay don't tell anyone but i kind of like it when you pick me up except totally not because i'm super tough grrrrr)

guess so for now sorry just don't let it distract from the actual work you're doing

think its just your fate to be surrounded by stupid boys sorry im sure there are worse things but i cant think of any off the top of my head

(since when do i fucking talk to anyone anyways)

aint doing work mostly watching people bitch about the gate but go do your painting shit its important

good thing i like dumb boys when they're as sweet as you :p no i can totally tell you what's worse maine being in traction like you cannot even move your hand and you're like horny as shit because you just survived death just think about that for a second cause like it sucks when the end if your nose itches right but then you can call a nurse and ask them to itch it for you if it's that bad but there are certain itches you can't ask the nurses to scratch so anyway that's basically my current image of what hell must be like

(you talk to me and orion and i know you talk to jellybean don't even lie)

guard duty is work though and important just sticks waiting for something to happen but i guess I should hope you stay bored cause that means people aren't being dumb

be careful saying that youll ruin my reputation and then whos going to scare the piss out of the new recruits

...no no i think i will believe you on that i dont want to ever deal with that worst i had they kept me so pumped full of sedatives i couldnt even think straight to even begin contemplating getting off

i live with the both of you thats different also the cat is a good listener

mostly just a few idiot protesters right now not a lot going on im dying of boredom here

don't worry your secret is safe with me <3

yeah I know that feeling too chems are the fucking worst like you don't even know where your goddamn head is any more that sucks so bad

she is the best listener though orion isn't bad

i'm a little glad you're bored since that means no one is fucking up and i don't have to worry about you

[Since she can't watch his back in the most important way.]

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