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see now if orion agrees then i'll have to believe you but otherwise it's not like i think you're a liar but like every dude ever thinks he has the biggest dick you guys are terrible at measuring i think

well yeah you better try there are a lot of people sick that need you to be their grouchy as fuck hero <3

one hundred percent tested and true

well fuck those people they can go find their own cure, i get to be more selfish

sure sure still want to hear from orion on that :p

grouchyface hero <3

but the sooner you get it figured out the sooner i get to go home so that's good guess you'll just accidentally have to help a lot of people in the process

have him take a picture if you dont believe.

other people are just a side effect, they better be damn grateful.

see then i'd need a picture of yours too or it would basically just be a dick in a vacuum and no one wants their dick to be in a vacuum

like technically i guess i've maybe seen your dick before but i wasn't like really looking or anything

i bet they will be being sick sucks and there is this one girl who broke all her teeth because she was trying to eat rocks

i am not sending a picture of both of them together have to take my word

rocks?? did no one try to stop her??

doesn't have to be both together two separate pictures would work with a scale as long as the scale is the same come on maine this is for science

well yeah they did after they noticed but she was on her own for a while right and ate rocks and then she got brought in

it's kind of a thing

tell you what, ask him and if he agrees fine. good luck with that one though.

thats a relatively bad thing. like fuck that

sure i'll just tell him you said your dick is bigger that ought to get him going because you are dumb boys

yeah it's not good people have been eating all sorts of weird shit i guess like dirt and rocks and trash and someone told me this guy in d3 tried to eat glass just think about that

so on the big scale i'm actually doing really good!

you and i know he wont do it. youre stuck with my truthful words.

you feel like eating something weird just punch someone instead okay?

okay what if i tell him you said mine is bigger too

i kind of feel like punching people all the time right now being sick has made me super cranky

then apparently this is going to be a three way competition.

fuck em, punch away.

you better hope it isn't cause then i'll win :D

if i punch the doctors they're not gonna want to help me with my disgusting skin condition any more

pics or it didnt happen.

no, punch the doctors so they'll help you faster.

well tried to take a pic because you know you shouldn't play chicken with me but uh no not gonna subject you to that cause gray scaly skin nope nope nope it's gonna have to wait til i'm better

by help do you mean sedate me faster?

well make sure you get better. thats why were going out.

punch the sedation

i know you will you've always got my back and you work hard so it'll be fine <3

that would mean punching a needle ew ew ew nooooo

alright no dont punch the needle punch the person with the needle then

but if you punch the person holding the needle the needle will rip out of you right

well i guess if you punched them before they did the injection but then you wouldn't get better

this is a serious dilemma and i am not sure how to deal with it

punch them first, take the needle, destroy the needle

simple

but what if the needle has like the cure you need right that's the dilemma destroying the needle means you'll be sick FOREVER

if it's sedatives though who the fuck needs those

okay sedatives yeah that makes sense cause if they're trying to sedate you it's cause you're noncompliant and they want to do some bad shit at least that's my experience right so yeah fuck that

but if it is like a cure or something you kind of have to put up with the needles and just tough it out

if its a cure then just punch the dude with the needle, not the needle itself. has to be a better way to administer that shit this is like future space tech bullshit isnt it you have drugs in cubes why do they fucking need needles anyways.

i don't know maybe doctors just like needles or it's the best way or something i guess i'm just glad they're like little needles??? but i promise i will not tell you about the needles

teddy bears okay they are just poking me with soft squishy teddy bears so it is ok you don't have to worry

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