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i didn't say anything about orion sucking your dick i said you were thinking with your dicks big difference like seriously just fucking get out a ruler and measure them already and deal with it

but oh damn that would be uh

[NO DO NOT COMPLETE THAT THOUGHT.]

i am not fucking doing that

[shit, wait, no now he's thinking about it]

sorry maine but you have to admit that would be pretty fucking hot uh

um

i mean

fucking

hed probably fucking bite

you're being ridiculous maine he wouldn't bite if you didn't ask him too orion is like the gentlest person ever

okay well maybe if you like just shoved your dick at him like surprise but you're not an asshole like that

what do you have something against biting

i mean no dick biting is always bad no no no no teeth in that region party foul

more like biting in general

fucking

even if this weren't hypothetical shit the kid fucking freaks out when the wind blows wrong he wouldnt fucking do it anyways

biting is fine just not teeth in my dick no

[Oh, fuck it. Maine already knows how she is.]

cause i kind of want to bite you but not if that would be weird

he's basically a virgin so that's probably part of the problem

and hey just cause he's not interested in me and freaks out cause of north (... :/ ) doesn't mean he wouldn't want to have his world fuckin rocked you never know

then again maybe smarter to just leave it alone he really does like have a thing and needs to get his shit on straight i think

oh

okay

actually pretty flattering

kids definitely got something going on though not stirring that shit up no matter how often he ties his fucking hair up fuck

you got really nice muscles what can i say and you're awesome [And you're safe. And I know I can trust you to never bullshit me.]

you should take more pictures so i can help you research this problem out of the goodness of my heart okay

going to give me an ego

im at work i cant go follow him around kids unassigned not my jurisdiction

cause you didn't have one before

well then he shouldn't be distracting you so much :D

difference between ego and truth

just because i dont get to be the one to rearrange his face doesnt mean that im invisible here were fucking sharing space at work now

hes still got his fucking hair up

but it's truth that i wanna bite your awesome muscles so idk???

wait so now you're worried he can se you i don't get it unless you're like walking around with your hand down your pants what difference does it make you have the poker face from hell maine

pics or i don't believe you ~~mama needs new spankbank material~~

still feeding the ego

like to think i have a little more class than that this is work shit i mean that sounds like a dishonorable discharge if i ever heard one and hes going to fucking notice if i keep following him around hes dumb but not that dumb

[attachment: fuckingfine.png]

[This time it's a snap of Orion, a bit more disheveled from Bothari's tender loving care. Also taken at closer range]

fuckingfine more like fine fucking ugh oh well i blew my shot and not in the fun way so maybe you would have better luck idk maybe he likes cock? cock's pretty awesome and you have much nicer muscles than me too i gotta admit ~~and your not a gimp that prolly helps too~~

just sayin like you live in a house with the dude if you wanna hit that like the fist of an angry god nothing's saying you can't though technically speaking uniform code says you should not be hitting that until it's at least a corporal whoops and it better not get assigned to wrath platoon even if him getting assigned to wrath platoon would make me happy cause wrath platoon is the best okay

back up there like seventeen steps first did you miss the part about the kid having like thirty thousand fucking issues and doing the whole emotional weird thing like that is something to not touch with a ten foot stick its gonna blow up bad if you poke at it second he makes those doofy eyes at you i think you havent really blown anything

i dont know if thats literally or metaphorically whatever

third pretty sure you could beat my ass dont even get into that

fuck i am not dealing with being his co no way hes getting transferred if they shove him at me

oh yeah i guess issues are a thing huh cause he is living with us and stuff idk maine shit gets weird when you fuck someone more than once still trying to figure this out cause then yeah you have to deal with all this emotional stuff and people don't make any goddamn sense i'd say i'm gonna be a monk except i don't think monks are allowed to wank so i'd never make it

p sure i have man it's all good i don't get weird about that stuff it is what it is i have let it go in that sense friendship's more important anyway i'm just glad shit isn't weird any more because i don't know how to fucking human

yeah maybe but i'd like die thirty seconds later from an exploded spine and wouldn't get to enjoy my victory

it's a shame tho cause he's gonna do good at melee i can tell these things but maybe lust platoon would be a good fit for him

emotional shit is complicated people get really worked up about things its really bizarre cant help you with that i mean shit ive been in fucking space its been like literally years i mean really fuck that

fuck knowing how to human though what happens happens dont think were going to die any time soon but have to live like you might i mean arent there techincally monsters or some shit here or did they all up and fuck off and no one told me if the kid comes around he comes around if he doesnt hes more dumb than id previously stated and fuck that

dont explode your spine no ones going to be able to take care of jellybean then

i might miss you too

shit he can be texs problem then shell wipe the floor with him or some shit

wait what are you fucking serious how are you not dead or insane do i need to like take you out on the prowl i make an excellent wingman maine i am super concerned about your health now

that's p much how i feel about stuff idk man it's the whole "girlfriend" thing and shit with north is kind of weird in a way starting to think relationships in general are just a big mistake yeah better to just let shit be what its gonna be you know what i mean

aw that's really sweet of you to say <3 (but you'd do ok as a single dad to jellybean you're way better at stuff than you think you know)

hahaha yep tex is pretty awesome i think she'd have fun

you live in space for fucking ever and see if theres any opportunity like shit getting shot at is a little more important and everyone else is kind of an asshole which is fine but youre still stuck with them for a long time and after a while it loses its appeal and you just deal with freezing showers for the rest of your life shit sucks

i dont know what the deal is with north guys fucking flighty as hell i dont remember him being that much of an asshole like he was still a condescending fuck but not unbearably so if hes being a cock though call him out on it

oh wait

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[This time it's an action shot of Orion getting knocked on his ass during PT.]

no that sounds like it sucks so i'm saying let's go out and get you some because damn maine you deserve to have nice things okay and it's no bullshit i make an awesome wingman seriously i can sling the pussy and cock at you all day if you want like you're not stuck with a limited set of choices any more

doesn't really matter any more not doing the relationship thing ever again cause i'm shit at it and just hurt people and stuff anyway don't know why he has a problem with you if no one else from your time does

hahaha oh man what is up bothari's ass right now he looks like he's in high gear

have to go to work after this work no real free time for that shit unless you count the shower

relationships are weird things just because shit goes south doesnt mean youre bad at it just means shits fucked for right now might be.different later fuck my problems ill deal thats not as important

and fuck if i know im not going anywhere near and risking my ass

maine you work too much and it's making me worry about you

your problems are important to me. [Because they're fixable.] naw wouldn't be different later cause i'd still be me right and that's basically the problem so anyway i kinda want to go out drinking tho that would be fun right

but you could tell him i say hi! :D

Edited 2015-03-09 00:51 (UTC)

nah no worries this is nothing compared to back home

you're not a problem fuck that noise can go out but are you going to be okay fun yeah but not if its going to hurt you

i am not stepping foot near there the dude has some sort of stick up his ass worse than normal

considering what i know about your back home that doesn't make me feel that much better you know it's not live combat you don't need to be running yourself ragged and yes i know you're big and tough and hurf durf manliest space marine that's why i'm doing the worrying

just couldn't be what he wanted me to be and kind of feel shitty for not really wanting to even try it's weird i don't know how else to put it in words but yeah why wouldn't i be fine

don't be silly bothari totally likes me <3

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