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[ofmightandmeta]

i dont know how its going to go, dont know what its like outside but it cant be worse than back home

you do whats best for you

shes staying with someone while were gone because shes not going to stay by herself

[pain_train]

it's not bad just make sure to wear your exo sit and stuff and listen hard but you're immune so you will be fine even if you have a containment breach i think you're tough as hell so i bet it'll feel like a cakewalk

you should take pictures of the sunrises and sunsets while you're out there

not really a question of what's best for me at this point i gotta think about you guys and jellybean too right gotta have priorities but hopefully this will get fixed and i can come home soon

but it's been really awesome getting to know you guys you're great and i'm glad i bought a house big enough for all three of us :)

good that's settled then

[ofmightandmeta]

just going to finally use that fucking hammer and kill some shit. feel caged up in here, can't see the sky, can't go anywhere.

i'll snap photos if i can. don't know how things are going to go.

soon rather than later. definitely soon. because i don't like that kind of talk.

[pain_train]

make orion take some video of you using the hammer it'll be fucking badass action shots yeah!

if you don't have time i totally understand sine you're supposed to be working and work is number one! but battles mostly boring shit between the skirmishes you know how it goes just keep an eye on orion he's kind of dumb sometimes

what kind of talk this is how i always talk :P

[ofmightandmeta]

dunno he might get weird if i upstage him

still gonna kill more things than him gonna make it a challenge

will keep an eye on him though. half the reason for going out there. would probably not be good if he kicked it so quick. wont have anyone to punch then.

that kind of talk and you know what i'm talking about.

[pain_train]

what you still haven't gotten around to actually measuring your dicks yet come on guys

better have video evidence to confirm your kill count you know that way no one can argue

i guess most of the army is staying in the dome huh cause they're all sick too but yeah i'd be super sad if either of you got killed and tell orion if he gets himself shot being dumb i will punch him in the dick

yeah i guess but it's better than wish you had said something when you had the chance you know

[ofmightandmeta]

mines bigger anyways. but noted ill tell him sure hell be thoroughly put in his place.

...understood. going to try though.

[pain_train]

see now if orion agrees then i'll have to believe you but otherwise it's not like i think you're a liar but like every dude ever thinks he has the biggest dick you guys are terrible at measuring i think

well yeah you better try there are a lot of people sick that need you to be their grouchy as fuck hero <3

[ofmightandmeta]

one hundred percent tested and true

well fuck those people they can go find their own cure, i get to be more selfish

[pain_train]

sure sure still want to hear from orion on that :p

grouchyface hero <3

but the sooner you get it figured out the sooner i get to go home so that's good guess you'll just accidentally have to help a lot of people in the process

[ofmightandmeta]

have him take a picture if you dont believe.

other people are just a side effect, they better be damn grateful.

[pain_train]

see then i'd need a picture of yours too or it would basically just be a dick in a vacuum and no one wants their dick to be in a vacuum

like technically i guess i've maybe seen your dick before but i wasn't like really looking or anything

i bet they will be being sick sucks and there is this one girl who broke all her teeth because she was trying to eat rocks

[ofmightandmeta]

i am not sending a picture of both of them together have to take my word

rocks?? did no one try to stop her??

[pain_train]

doesn't have to be both together two separate pictures would work with a scale as long as the scale is the same come on maine this is for science

well yeah they did after they noticed but she was on her own for a while right and ate rocks and then she got brought in

it's kind of a thing

[ofmightandmeta]

tell you what, ask him and if he agrees fine. good luck with that one though.

thats a relatively bad thing. like fuck that

[pain_train]

sure i'll just tell him you said your dick is bigger that ought to get him going because you are dumb boys

yeah it's not good people have been eating all sorts of weird shit i guess like dirt and rocks and trash and someone told me this guy in d3 tried to eat glass just think about that

so on the big scale i'm actually doing really good!

[ofmightandmeta]

you and i know he wont do it. youre stuck with my truthful words.

you feel like eating something weird just punch someone instead okay?

[pain_train]

okay what if i tell him you said mine is bigger too

i kind of feel like punching people all the time right now being sick has made me super cranky

[ofmightandmeta]

then apparently this is going to be a three way competition.

fuck em, punch away.

[pain_train]

you better hope it isn't cause then i'll win :D

if i punch the doctors they're not gonna want to help me with my disgusting skin condition any more

[ofmightandmeta]

pics or it didnt happen.

no, punch the doctors so they'll help you faster.

[pain_train]

well tried to take a pic because you know you shouldn't play chicken with me but uh no not gonna subject you to that cause gray scaly skin nope nope nope it's gonna have to wait til i'm better

by help do you mean sedate me faster?

[ofmightandmeta]

well make sure you get better. thats why were going out.

punch the sedation

[pain_train]

i know you will you've always got my back and you work hard so it'll be fine <3

that would mean punching a needle ew ew ew nooooo

[ofmightandmeta]

alright no dont punch the needle punch the person with the needle then