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[Attached is an obviously covertly taken picture of Orion, hair pulled back and in military colours, though it's pretty blurry and seems to have been taken from across the training field]

>:[?

Edited (don't code when you first wake up kids) 2015-03-08 03:33 (UTC)

Oh, he looks great! I'm so proud of him! He didn't tell me he was going to sign up this soon. :D

I'M GONNA BUY HIM A CAKE!!!!!

this is your fault?????

hes going to get eaten alive

Edited 2015-03-08 05:55 (UTC)

what do you mean

like he asked me for advice a while ago and i told him if i was him i'd join the army

kid threatened to join up a while back

like it was some big fuck you joke or something

i think he was plenty serious you two just have some kind of weird-ass hateboner for each other i seriously can't wait til you get it out of your systems cause it's kinda dumb

anyway if he's not serious bothari will pound him flat so everyone wins <3

bothari will pound him regardless

this is just fucking distracting

well duh that's what bothari does that's why he's so lovable

why?

kid gets his ass beat proper by bothari hes just going to come home and bitch about it

im not wasting my time keeping an eye on him

if he whines i get to punch him but stop being an asshole maine you know he's not a whiner geeze what is up your ass

if you're not wasting your time watching him then how's he a distraction?

he just is

well yeah cause he's fuckin hot

duh

it's okay maine you have nicer muscles than him tho

[...she wants to bite them help don't say that Wrath. Don't say it.]

hes an idiot

[That...isn't necessarily denial though]

youre damn straight i do though

he's a dumb boy

pot

kettle

:P

well yeah i kinda wanna

yeah

i mean yeah yep sure do

but he has nicer hair

i am not on that same level dont you even imply that

sure what

and fuck hair its overrated

i am the judge of the dumbness of boys too bad

sure what what?

hair is fabulous all you have to do is look at me to know that :P

i am not anything like him okay okay

now youre just be fucking confusing

okay point conceded on your hair but other point still stands fuck hair

you both think with your dicks case closed

no you're confusing i don't know what you were asking about with the sure what

you're just jealous but it's okay your head is awesome and round <3

wait what no case not close what the fuck everything else on hold

yeah i will totally believe that you two dumb boys going and beating each other up isn't you just thinking with your dicks whatever do you even listen to yourself maine come on

big fucking difference between wanting to punch someone and wanting them to suck your dick seriously

i didn't say anything about orion sucking your dick i said you were thinking with your dicks big difference like seriously just fucking get out a ruler and measure them already and deal with it

but oh damn that would be uh

[NO DO NOT COMPLETE THAT THOUGHT.]

i am not fucking doing that

[shit, wait, no now he's thinking about it]

sorry maine but you have to admit that would be pretty fucking hot uh

um

i mean

fucking

hed probably fucking bite

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